Dork Tales

Meet Gaunt, the reborn hexblade warlock.

Meet Lir'wen, the moon elf monk of the way of the astral self.

WINNER TAKES KRYNN! Who will win the Soth Bowl?!

How does he do it?!

Where Girls Can Go Neigh-Wild!

Enjoy this shirt of our friend, the great sacabambapis

In a life of plastic, no one can hear you scream!

How much Quantum is too much?

Ready for book two of Mage the Victorian Age over on Dork Tales? Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

How is she the most wild of the entire crew?

Enter the tub. Reap the whirlpool.

The second greatest battle: dwarf versus cleric!

The greatest battle: kender versus cleric!

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

To celebrate Robin running Radiant Citadel, here's a shirt!

Are you also a glorious hussy from the mountains? Wear this shirt and celebrate the most glorious mountain hussy of all: Kaeko Skarr!

Spring Break in the Feywild? YASSS!

You can't run. You can't hide. It will find you. It will end you. The Furbomination is coming.

The best fictional medical centre in Canada.

Even doctors and nurses need to relax! Forget about the pin in your split shoulder and worry about the 7-10 split on the lane!

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Use a little Forces in your cooking! Catch Mage the Ascension the Victorian Age at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Can the Doves go one game without burning down a historical building? Perhaps we'll never know. Catch their adventures at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

The best fictional medical centre in Canada.

But you can call her Wynne!

Voted Ravenloft's best hotel (by order of Strahd)! Thanks to Michael Ilott for the graphic update!

Celebrate Dork Tales Expo 22 with a logo designed for light colored clothing and merchandise!

Celebrate Dork Tales Expo 22 with a logo designed for dark colored clothing and merchandise!

It's the dating sim that you've been waiting for! Join the cast of Dork Tales as they navigate love, magic, and adventure at the school for mages!

Available only in 2022: show off how much you loved Dork X 2022 with this shirt!

Support the revolution in Prismeer! Now available in black and white, just like the ethics in the fight against literally evil hags.

Viva Prismeer! Support the revolution to oust the Hourglass Coven!

Doctor? It's time for the treatment! Wear your Plague Doctor shirt with pride and stride through the plague-ridden streets with confidence! Warning: Shirt does not offer resistance against any known plague or even unknown ones. It's just a shirt.