Dork Tales

Meet Gaunt, the reborn hexblade warlock.

Meet Rosie Thistlebrook, rock gnome artillerist artificer!

Meet Lir'wen, the moon elf monk of the way of the astral self.

Meet Imogen, human champion fighter.

Ready for book 3 of our Mage the Ascension chronicle? We are!

WINNER TAKES KRYNN! Who will win the Soth Bowl?!

How does he do it?!

Where Girls Can Go Neigh-Wild!

Support your local metal band in the Umbra.

Enjoy this shirt of our friend, the great sacabambapis

In a life of plastic, no one can hear you scream!

Our contest winner for our logo coloring contest for our Shadow of the Kender Queen shirt! Congratulations to Robin, the kender queen herself (with the help of Brynn)!

Wear your pride on your sleeve for your service in the USCMC! Semper Vigilantes, marine! Fort Nebraska may be a dusty, icy rock, but that doesn't stop you from fond memories of bad food, freeze dried coffee, and the best friends a soldier could ask for.

The worst thing about being a demon is not being able to make money from it. I mean, you're already an influencer...

How much Quantum is too much?

Ready for book two of Mage the Victorian Age over on Dork Tales? Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

How is she the most wild of the entire crew?

Enter the tub. Reap the whirlpool.

The second greatest battle: dwarf versus cleric!

The greatest battle: kender versus cleric!

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

Show your love for Nothing Ventured, the OG party over on Dork Tales!

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

It's a good time to be a ranger! This amazing design by Hailiiz features our very own Aesyn Rightwing! (her original shirt has been discontinued)

To celebrate Robin running Radiant Citadel, here's a shirt!

Are you also a glorious hussy from the mountains? Wear this shirt and celebrate the most glorious mountain hussy of all: Kaeko Skarr!

Spring Break in the Feywild? YASSS!

You can't run. You can't hide. It will find you. It will end you. The Furbomination is coming.

The Dork Tales Witchlight logo

The Dork Tales Call of the Netherdeep logo

The Dork Tales Spelljammer logo

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales! Design by the amazing Michael Ilott!

The best fictional medical centre in Canada.

Even doctors and nurses need to relax! Forget about the pin in your split shoulder and worry about the 7-10 split on the lane!

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales! Design by the amazing Michael Ilott!