bransonreese

What if Dean Martin came back as a baby bird? Well I think it might go a *little* something like this...

Somebody does, though. Whoever that is, is who's gettin all my juicy prayers!

Remember?

(Yes)

It's pizza. The popular food made famous on the TV show "The Sopranos"

This bee has a blade, you see

From the meme. Remember that meme? Funny thing about that meme is it wasn't a meme originally. It was just a comic I wrote on a takeout napkin about Simpsons porn. And now it's a meme that's been dead for at least four years. But I gotta pay rent, so here I am offering it up for sale. Capitalism, man. Sucks ass.

This is a mouse named Michard. He does not go by any nicknames. He is immune to lawyers.

For everyone out there who just doesn't give a shit anymore but would also like to honor the memory of beloved actor Jerry Orbach

I've updated the classic "Don't Tread On Me" snake to better reflect our current political climate.

Please do not listen to Crime Dog

If you don't buy this, you don't love your wife. I'm sorry; I don't make the rules

Let everybody know where you stand

No specific brand loyalty here. Just, like, any old root beer.

I can't think of a single good occasion for wearing this.

America's favorite swan from a webcomic can now be yours to own on a shirt or a mug or something

We've all been there!

This cactus has a face for some reason. Probably because God is punishing it. For what? I don't know, but it must've been pretty messed up.

HONK IF HE'S HORNY

This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take. You're in Hell. You were born here and you'll die here.

Fair's fair!

It's been eating all of our airplanes out of the sky. Won't somebody kill this beast of the skies?

She's going to burn down heaven. Will you stop her? Will you...help her?

That lyric has always bothered me. And now the son is missing? Wow, what a fucked up day for everybody

Wear this shirt or the Sneaker Swan will kick your ass

I drew comic where a character eats a Hurtz Donut and experiences immediate medical consequences. Now you can finally own the logo for it on a shirt or coffee mug or phone case. Finally. You can finally do that.

You wood-ant undairstand. Please don't buy this shirt unless you're Gambit from the X-Men. If I find out I sold more than one of these shirts, I'm gonna be so pissed.

Folks,

And All I Got Was This Crummy Shirt

What are they? How are they harvested? Are they humane? The answer to all of these questions is "no"

This fish would like very much for you to forget about it.

There's only one rule in heaven: you can't get better air than God. Lucifer broke that rule and it's why he's grinding in hell for the rest of eternity.

this is for my sister, please don't buy it.

It's good that he's dead

My dad specifically requested this one.