Funny Quote Long Sleeve T-Shirts

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

Funny Stay Positive

Funny headache quote.

FUNNY QUOTE

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Sometimes, science is more art than science Morty!

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

I Put the Pro in Procrastinate

Don't forget to flush

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Hell no!

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

World's OKAYEST Runner

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Opposite... is Opposite! Joey has put all of Chandler's clothes on and turns his famous catchphrase around on him.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

69 percent of people find something dirty in every sentence

Duct tape can't fix stupid..

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!