Funny Quote Merch

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

It looks like you are applying a LOT of reverb on this snare drum. Are you aware it isn't 1982?

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Unleash your playful side with our statement piece, "If You Let Them Shenan Once, best believe they'll shenan again." Dive into a collection of witty apparel featuring recurring shenanigans, perfect for those who appreciate humor-infused, unique fashion.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

Funny headache quote.

Funny Stay Positive

FUNNY QUOTE

YOU LOOK FUNNY DOING THAT WITH YOUR HEAD Slogan Quote funny gift idea

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Sometimes, science is more art than science Morty!

I Put the Pro in Procrastinate

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Don't forget to flush

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

Hell no!

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Opposite... is Opposite! Joey has put all of Chandler's clothes on and turns his famous catchphrase around on him.

World's OKAYEST Runner

She is his lobster too!

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

69 percent of people find something dirty in every sentence

Duct tape can't fix stupid..