Description: Celebrating Hunt County's one-true monopoly in style with this heavenly depiction of the Divine Rotation.
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Description: Cheerfully sinister. Looks like a children’s sticker. Feels like a philosophical grenade. It’s the smile you wear when you realize being quiet was the only thing keeping you “acceptable.”
Description: Petty mysticism. Imagine a street psychic who dropped out of therapy school and now reads people for filth using only vibes and trauma.
Description: Kant, but make it Capital One.
Description: Emotional reimbursement for services rendered to everyone but yourself.
Description: Deadpan software engineer meets emotionally exhausted burnout Dry, techy, emotionally hollow… exactly how we cope.
Description: Not to be confused with the Executive Lobster. I hope this doesn't end up on Facebook.
Description: We're gonna need a bigger budget.
Description: Hate it when that happens. I swear, it won't happen again... right now...
Description: Everyone loves waking up to HARD KCCK.
Description: We all know that guy. Some of us are that guy.
Description: It's a mantra of sorts.
Description: Sexy Doctors with Sexy Nurses, doing Sexy Things, in Sexy Places...
Description: Coming soon!
Description: 1.21 GPM.
Description: Don't you... forget about me.
Description: As if.
Description: This is my nozzle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Description: Stop trying to make 'Thank You' cards happen.
Description: Thoughts & Prayers... for your position.
Description: HEYYY YOU GUYYYYSS
Description: So much for a $29.3 million bond vote, eh?
Description: Internal Error Encountered.
Description: Get yours while the leadership team gets theirs (two SUVs, reportedly).
Description: Not on our watch, buddy. And I don't care if you do hold rank.
Description: Cass Wakefield’s out here pressing vinyl truths while the county still runs on cassette lies.
Description: The first game everyone plays among themselves when assessing the new kids.
Description: You failed, kid. You failed.
Description: Better get in touch with the next county over.
Description: This generation of rookies, I swear...
Description: Try not to snicker uncontrollably on those "fall patient" calls when this springs to mind.
Description: They're full of hot air.
Description: We don’t haze. We condition.
Description: Now with 50% less trauma processing.
Description: This one feels... existential.
Description: You'll be alright. Probably. But we've got the AED just in case you're not.
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