HtCRU

A tee expressing a lack of interest or enthusiasm. Meh.

Of only average quality; not a very good tee. Mediocre.

4:00 PM · May 6, 2024

Ahhhhh, the hills ARE alive!?!

Ahhhhh, the hills ARE alive!?!

Ahhhhh, the hills ARE alive!?!

Thanks for spreading managed democracy!

Thanks for spreading managed democracy!

Thanks for spreading managed democracy!

Reaper of dying computers.

Private Hudson's line from Aliens, "That's it man. Game over man, it’s game over!" set into a retro, pixel video game ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

Axe wielding axolotl, featuring weapons from WoW ("Dark Edge of Insanity"), Elden Ring ("Icerind Hatchet") and God of War ("The Leviathan Axe").

Selected by Threadless September 2004, "Nuts!" was my first ever t-shirt commercially printed. As I now own the rights, here is the original design on a variety of tee colours - go nuts!

Use the Force my little furry friend...

*HOWL!*

Launching probe. Discovered Little Miss Shepard, Commander.

Whilst scanning for Iridium found this little gem - Mr. Shepard, Commander.

"Uh, Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult, and, uh, how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities."

"Uh, Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult, and, uh, how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities."

"Uh, Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult, and, uh, how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities."

“Throw me the idol; I'll throw you the whip!”

The P.A.R.A.D.O.X. Agency: Protection Against Rogue Agents Destroying Our eXistance. A multifaceted, secret organisation divided into twelve branches that vigilantly observe, patrol and protect the time streams and realities of our space. They are a constant amongst the chaos of the known, traversable dimensions from Earth.

"Gravity Falls" + "Rick & Morty" = "Inside Job". Go binge it x

"Gravity Falls" + "Rick & Morty" = "Inside Job". Go binge it x

"Gravity Falls" + "Rick & Morty" = "Inside Job". Go binge it x

D-Class personal. Disposable.

D-Class personal. Disposable.

Secure . Contain . Protect .

Secure . Contain . Protect .

Secure . Contain . Protect .

Secure . Contain . Protect .

The United Defense Force (UDF): a global military alliance established to combat the Mimic alien threat. Live. Die. Repeat.

The United Defense Force (UDF): a global military alliance established to combat the Mimic alien threat. Live. Die. Repeat.

The United Defense Force (UDF): a global military alliance established to combat the Mimic alien threat. Live. Die. Repeat.

Telekinesis. Concilium. Transmutation. Divination. Vitalum Vitalis. Descensum. Pyrokinesis.

Telekinesis. Concilium. Transmutation. Divination. Vitalum Vitalis. Descensum. Pyrokinesis.