HappyNerdShirts

He's the one, the only...the happy nerd. Our mascot, now your apparel.

You know who you are, and you know where you're going. Now let everyone else see there is only one direction for you: nerding.

Oh yes, this shirt can scale.

This is the only pointer that is proudly null. It even brags about it.

SQL Scottie has so many toys, but which to fetch first?

The inner nerd will calm you. Embrace it.

This is no self-balancing binary search tree .... no, this is a B-tree! Like an oak, it stands proud ... which is why your database is probably using one.