Every body needs a good hammer, so make sure you get one that's good enough for the gods. Especially if you come from the land of the ice and snow. Lots of different styles available and all of them are Ideal for channelling lightning and smiting enemies. Quality tools are important after all!
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hammer of the gods, viking god, norse god, thor, mjiolnir
You want your goods delivered fast? With no questions asked? And no imperial entanglements? (That bit might cost a little extra.) I know of a ship that might just suit your needs.
When you find someone really special, just giving them a hug can give you a pins and needles feeling all over. That's when you know you need to keep hold of that person forever.
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romance, heart, valentine, horror monster, pins and needles
Some days you are happy where you are. But on some other days it would be much nicer to separate from it all, forever falling in circles high above the Earth with the best view ever.
‘Oh no, not again!’ is the only thought that went through Agrajag’s mind in his very short reincarnation as a bowl of pentunias.
A tribute to Douglas Adams' classic book the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The ideal thing for Towel Day.
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zaphod beeblebrox, ford prefect, heart of gold, arthur dent, tv
Juicy roast perfectly normal beast, fresh soft sliced bread. Your sandwich, your way.
Arthur Dent makes the best sandwiches in the whole of sector ZZ9 plural Z alpha.
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perfectly normal beast, parody, science fiction, zaphod beeblebrox, nerd
Do you want to learn how to bullseye Womp Rats or navigate through the smallest tunnels? You’ll learn all this and more at Antilles School of Flying. Wedge is one of the best teachers around.
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nerd, typographic, typography, starfighter, pilot
Everyone knows pirates are cool, they just arrrr! And as Ned likes a bit of dressing up, he had to try out a pirate costume. Shiver me timb.. I mean, circuits?
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x605skq, pirate king, shiver me timbers, pieces of eight, robot pirate
If you need large scale engineering & construction, finished to the highest possible standards and delivered on time, you need G.M. Tarkin. No-one else gets results like the Grand Moff!