Film Critic Tapestries

Got an aspiring film critic in your life? Here is the perfect design!

Mysties unite! Show everyone your professional film critic chops however you want!

On the Shermometer...

A quick design.

Will pay to critique any movie!

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Are you the kind of cinephile who can dissect a film’s plot twists over a bucket of popcorn? Do you find yourself passionately debating the merits of black-and-white classics versus modern blockbusters? Well, fellow movie maven, we’ve got the perfect tee for you: the Unpaid Film Critic T-Shirt. Slip it on, and let your cinematic expertise shine like a spotlight on opening night. Expressive Design: Our tee features a whimsical vector art IMAGE—a popcorn box, casually reclining with one arm on the seat. And right below it, in bold letters, the proclamation: “Unpaid Film Critic.” It’s a visual ode to your love for the silver screen.

The University of Movie Critics

The perfect gift for the paid or unpaid movie critic or original filmmaker in your family, "REBOOTS: THE LAST REFUGE OF UNIMAGINATIVE FILMMAKERS"

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

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Let’s dive into the world of feline movie critics with this adorable design! A sleeping cat covered in a popcorn bucket makes this design purrfect for the movie-watching night. The scattered popcorn adds charm and humor, while the phrase 'unpaid movie critic' emphasizes the ironic role of the cat as a full-time film critic.

Polish Movie Poster

"Movie Critic" Clapperboard graphic and text design for cinema lovers.

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

Movie lovers!

This cool character is glued to the screen and overloading on popcorn and fizzy pop. He has a glow from the screen and his eyes are lit like LED lights. He’s wearing brightly coloured plimsoles and socks. He’s perfect for any film buffs and movie fans.

Ask me about Movies is the slogan for this humorous text design in courier style type face for film fans, movie addicts, critics and actors who can't stop harping on about the latest blockbusting hollywood movie stories.

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

gifts for movie lovers

Get ready to squawk your socks off! This feathered fowl is smokin' hot, with attitude to match. 'Pulp Chicken' serves up a wing-tastic twist on classic cool. Buckle up for cluckin' good times!

A couple of critics critiquing

The Book was Better. Text with cute picture of a girl with brunette pigtails reading a big blue book.

Popcorn adventures.

With this image, we celebrate Dutch critic and author Menno ter Braak, known for Man of Integrity, The Absolute Film, Hampton Court, Dr. Dumay Loses, Man to Man.

Perfect for the movie purist!

Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky

The Book was Better. Text with cute picture of a girl with brunette pigtails reading a big purple book.

Perfect for the film buff dad or movie critic brother who loves quoting movies to friends at midnight showings. This I Speak In Movie Quotes T-Shirt is the perfect gift for the annoying husband who wont stop quoting movies.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

2020, what a year.

Unleash your inner fil buff: do you have opinions on every movie you see, even the ones you secretly enjoyed? This hilarious Unpaid Movie Critic shirt may just be for you! Show your love for cinema and you sharp wit with this stylish design.

2020, what a year.

Made by movie fans for movie fans.

Do you love film or drama? This funny movie fan design is for series fans and everyone who loves movies on TV and in the cinema. Perfect gift for men and women who love binge-watching on the couch.

Perfect for the book purist!