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(n.) An optimist with real world experience.

Tags: definition, explanation, funny quote, funny slogan, joke

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Pessimist T-Shirt

by T-Shirt Central

$22

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Glass half empty person

Tags: pessimism, gloom, humor, sad face, glass half empty

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Pessimist T-Shirt

by FunawayHit

$22

NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED T-Shirt

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NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED

Tags: nihilist, optimist, negative, quotes, busted

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NOTHING IS BETTER NOTHING IS BEST WE ARE UNHAPPY WE ARE UNBLESSED T-Shirt

by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST

$22

Men’s pessimist T-shirt No Onions T-Shirt

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No matter how much you say it, onions always somehow get on the plate. Keep pushing for #NoOnions in the most pessimistic way possible

Tags: pessimistic, onions, sarcasm, pessimistic sarcasm, calm

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Men’s pessimist T-shirt No Onions T-Shirt

by Amanda TPG Designs

$22

a pessimist is never disappointed T-Shirt

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oh well

Tags: sad, disappointment, pessimistic, glass half empty

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a pessimist is never disappointed T-Shirt

by goatboyjr

$22

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cool description of the uber pessimist

Tags: award, bluehair, bones, cool, excessive

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Pessimist of the year T-Shirt

by bluehair

$22

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political term commonly used in the United Kingdom

Tags: attitude, brewery, champagne, drunk, lifestyle

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A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

Tags: glass half full, positivity, kitten, psychiatrist, psychology

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Glass Graphic - Optimist and Pessimist - Funny Cat T-Shirt

by BlancaVidal

$22

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In a funk? A little antisocial? Cynical? Hate everyone? Bleak and Misanthropic? A depressingly funny design from eBrush Design.

Tags: bleak, the dude, depressing, misanthropic, pessimistic

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Bleak and Misanthropic T-Shirt

by eBrush Design

$22

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I hope you like it!!!!

Tags: douglas adams, schrodingers cat, hitchhikers guide, dont panic, 42

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Pessimist Android T-Shirt

by DrMonekers

$22

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"A Natural Pessimist" is a collection of products created for those who value honesty and a healthy dose of humor. Our products are perfect for those who sometimes admit to their pessimistic outlook on life. Express your personality and distance yourself in a funny way with our products. Let the world know that pessimism can still be charming!

Tags: existentialism, existentialist, funny sarcastic gifts, funny sarcastic quote, introvert

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A Natural Pessimist T-Shirt

by Positive Designer

$22

Life is a Terminal Illness - For the Pessimist T-Shirt

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Life is a Terminal Illness typography on top of red blood. Funny pessimistic design.

Tags: cynical, cynical humor, funny, humor, nihilism

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Life is a Terminal Illness - For the Pessimist T-Shirt

by BeTheFirstToWear

$22

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If you love Mr Pessimist , then you'll love our Mr Pessimist Parlipod Fandom shirt.

Tags: parlipod, mr negative, podcast, doom patrol, comics

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Mr Pessimist Fandom T-Shirt

by Parlipod

$22

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For the nihilist pessimistic asshole in your life.

Tags: drawing, illustration, handdrawn, best selling, realist

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Half Empty T-Shirt

by Brieana

$22

Pessimist funny sarcastic definition T-Shirt

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Pessimist funny sarcastic definition gift

Tags: definition, experience, explanation, humor, lol

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Pessimist funny sarcastic definition T-Shirt

by nika13

$22

Optimistic pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong - Funny T-Shirt

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I'm half optimist half pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong

Tags: pessimistic, funny, pessimist boyfriend, pessimist wife, pessimists

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Optimistic pessimist : I'm positive that things will go wrong - Funny T-Shirt

by Switch

$22

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Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

Tags: pesimist, pessimist, balanced, average, in between

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Optimist, Pessimist T-Shirt

by MonkeyBusiness

$22

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Alphabet words design. P is for a pessimist. Are you pessimistic? Let everyone know it.

Tags: black humor, nihilist, someone kill me, pessimism, life is hell

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Pessimist T-Shirt

by WordsGames

$22

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what's your diagnosis? hypnotic pessimist, this one is for you!

Tags: sans serif, graphic design, bold, pessimist, hypnotic

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hypnotic pessimist T-Shirt

by Lab7115

$22

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"Marvin the paranoid android" is a character from the book(and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", but you already know that . He's a pessimist robot, but you already know that. So...since you already know everything there's to know, Come, see and buy this shirt with a few of the best and most hilarious quotes of this little pessimist robot.

Tags: marvin, cute, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, pop culture, geek

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Marvin : the pessimist robot T-Shirt

by VanyNany

$22

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The Glass is Cracked is for those people who are beyond pessimistic. They don't see the glass as half empty. They see it as cracked with no hope of ever being half full again.

Tags: funny, humor, negative, negativity, optimist

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Glass is Cracked T-Shirt

by 5 Points Designs

$22

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Everything Sucks!

Tags: black humor, cmm, life sucks, nihilist, nihilistic

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Everything Sucks T-Shirt

by Ed Vill

$22

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Are you an optimist, are you a pessimist or do you consider yourself being in between?

Tags: equilibrium, in between, average, balanced, pessimist

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Optimist, Pessimist T-Shirt

by MonkeyBusiness

$22

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. T-Shirt

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If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. funny quote saying phrase

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings gift, pessimism, pessimistic sarcasm

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If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. T-Shirt

by DnJ Designs

$22

Sunset of Doubt Tee - Embrace Shadows T-Shirt

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Dive into the shadows with our 'Pessimist' tee. This design is a poetic exploration of doubt, inviting you to embrace the beauty within the complexity of perspective.

Tags: gloom, negativity, perspective, shadows, skepticism

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Sunset of Doubt Tee - Embrace Shadows T-Shirt

by Bloody Sweet

$22

Everything Happens For No Reason T-Shirt

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Everything Happens For No Reason.

Tags: cynical, existential dread, existentialism, existentialist, existentialists

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Everything Happens For No Reason T-Shirt

by Zen Cosmos Official

$22

Nihilism Forever ///// Vintage Medieval Humor Illustration Design T-Shirt

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Nihilism Forever ///// Vintage Medieval Humor Illustration Design

Tags: dank memes, the dude, meme quote, memeshirt, college sucks

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Nihilism Forever ///// Vintage Medieval Humor Illustration Design T-Shirt

by DankFutura

$22

2023 Could You Jest Die Already? - 4 T-Shirt

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Sarcastic design about 2023. The joke is to wear it in January. In the following months, it becomes less and less funny and more and more accurate.

Tags: new year, terrible year, worst year ever, happy new year, bad year

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2023 Could You Jest Die Already? - 4 T-Shirt

by NeverDrewBefore

$22

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life i a travel in french

Tags: family, life, family family beer beard, life is better with a, life is beautiful

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la vie est un voyage T-Shirt

by ricobarinas

$22

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Forever | Pessimism | nihilism

Tags: design, creative, pessimism, pessimist, over

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Forever T-Shirt

by EZ WearBox

$22

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Tags: sarcasm, funny quote, puns, sarcastic, irony

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Optimistic Pessimist T-Shirt

by madeyoulooktees

$22

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. T-Shirt

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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true

Tags: inspirational, inspirational quote, inspirational sayings, quotes, sarcastic comment

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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. T-Shirt

by Among the Leaves Apparel

$22

2023 Could You Jest Die Already? - 11 T-Shirt

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Sarcastic design about 2023. The joke is to wear it in January. In the following months, it becomes less and less funny and more and more accurate.

Tags: bad times, party, new year, terrible year, bad year

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2023 Could You Jest Die Already? - 11 T-Shirt

by NeverDrewBefore

$22

Antonio Gramsci portrait and quote: I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will. T-Shirt

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Antonio Gramsci portrait and quote: I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will.

Tags: antonio gramsci, apocalypse, doomsday, gramsci, humanism

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Antonio Gramsci portrait and quote: I'm a pessimist because of intelligence, but an optimist because of will. T-Shirt

by artbleed2

$22

Arthur Schopenhauer Inspirational Quote: A Man Can Do What He Wants T-Shirt

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Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Tags: philosopher, philosophy, gift, cool, motivational

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Arthur Schopenhauer Inspirational Quote: A Man Can Do What He Wants T-Shirt

by The Good Picture

$22

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Perfect Gift for anyone who loves Beer, this will be a great shirt for you to wear. Awesome gift idea!

Tags: alcohol, beer lover gift, beers, drink, drinking

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Optimist Pessimist Realist T-Shirt

by monolusi

$22

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In addition to pessimist designs, you can explore the marketplace for pessimism, humor, and nihilism designs sold by independent artists.

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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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