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Better Off Dead Inspired Design

Tags: two dollars, 80smovies, movie, 80 s movie, john cusack

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I Want my 2 Dollars! T-Shirt

by johnboveri

$22

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I want my two dollars!

Tags: 1980, i want my two dollars, i want my 2 dollars, 1980s movies, better off dead quote

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I want my two dollars! T-Shirt

by Adventures in Everyday Cooking

$22

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I Want Some Too!

Tags: 80s movies, 80s, vintage, skiing, snow

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Better Off Burger T-Shirt

by The PirateGhost

$22

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You would be wise to do as Mother says, Lane Myer!

Tags: 80smovies, 80 s movies, 80s movies, 1980s movies, john cusack

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Ricky T-Shirt

by johnboveri

$22

Have you and idea what the street value of this mountain is? T-Shirt

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THIS IS PURE SNOW!

Tags: retro, 80s classic, 80s movies, eighties movies, vintage

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Have you and idea what the street value of this mountain is? T-Shirt

by Old School Designs

$22

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vail resorts is the bad guy in the 80's ski movies who want to take over your local mountain and turn it into a corporate shithole.

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, colorado, comedy, epic pass scam

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Vail Resorts, Better Off Dead T-Shirt

by Daydream Designs

$22

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Don't forget to "Pat The Pig" as you try to impress the French foreign exchange student.

Tags: movie, food, van halen, fast food, eddie van halen

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Remember the movie Better Off Dead? Lane Meyer skied the K12 on one ski and won the race! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Tags: 1985 movie, 80s movies, better off dead movie, famous movie quotes, funny movie saying

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Lane Meyer K12 Champion T-Shirt

by Alema Art

$22

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I want my two dollars!

Tags: 80 s movies, vintage, 80 s movie, i want my two dollars, john cusack

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TWO DOLLARS! CASH! T-Shirt

by Old School Designs

$22

Have you any idea the street value of this mountain? T-Shirt

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ITS PURE SNOW

Tags: retro, vintage, john cusack, eighties, 80s movies

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Have you any idea the street value of this mountain? T-Shirt

by Old School Designs

$22

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Celebrate your favorite '80s comedy with this unique design!

Tags: 1985, better, classic, dead, john cusack

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Greendale 1985 T-Shirt

by GloopTrekker

$22

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If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Tags: 80s, cheeseburger, comedy, funny, guitar

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Everybody Wants Some! T-Shirt

by Pufahl

$22

Pig Burgers - Better Off Dead / Pink Floyd Mashup T-Shirt

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Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Tags: pink floyd, everybody wants some, roger waters, van halen, pink floyd animals

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Pig Burgers - Better Off Dead / Pink Floyd Mashup T-Shirt

by Retrozest

$22

If something gets in your way...Turn T-Shirt

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This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Tags: ski instructor, vail, aspen, ski school, mountain

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If something gets in your way...Turn T-Shirt

by BodinStreet

$22

Pig Burgers with Mascot VH-ized! T-Shirt

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Everybody Wants Some!

Tags: david lee roth, eddie van halen, edward van halen, everybody wants some, evh

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Pig Burgers with Mascot VH-ized! T-Shirt

by Retrozest

$22

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Hit the slopes in style with our "Go That Way Really Fast" snow skiing design, inspired by the classic wisdom from "Better Off Dead"! Embrace the thrill of downhill adventure with this rad design that captures the essence of Lane Myer's epic skiing mantra. It's a call to shred the mountain with confidence and a dash of '80s flick nostalgia. So, channel your inner Lane, blaze your trail down the powdery slopes, and let the world know you're not just skiing; you're skiing with style!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, alpine skiing, comedy

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Go That Way Really Fast T-Shirt

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$22

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Everybody Wants Some!

Tags: david lee roth, diane franklin, eddie van halen, edward van halen, everybody wants some

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Pig Burgers VH-ized! T-Shirt

by Retrozest

$22

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Everybody Wants Some Burgers from Better off Dead

Tags: rock, skiing, lane meyer, one crazy summer, eighties

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Everybody Wants --- T-Shirt

by sinistergrynn

$22

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Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Tags: 80s, eighties, retro, john cusack

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A Perfectly Good White Boy T-Shirt

by BadAsh Designs

$22

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Ricky from better off dead

Tags: 1980s, comedy, john cusack, nerds

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Ricky better off dead T-Shirt

by Charlie77

$22

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Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. The doctor says she’ll be okay, but she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for a while.

Tags: retro, layne, john cusack, 80s

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Sorry Your Mom Blew Up T-Shirt

by BadAsh Designs

$22

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For any Cusack or Better Off fans of good homestyle cooking.

Tags: 80s, 80s comedy, bad cooking, comedy film, cool j cookies

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You Like Raisins T-Shirt

by dryweave

$22

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Better Off Dead quote from Johnny the paper boy

Tags: 1980s movies, two dollars, better off dead quote, i want my two dollars, john cusack

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I Want My 2 Dollars! T-Shirt

by BadAsh Designs

$22

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K12 Certified ski instructors that teach you the basics, like using only one ski.

Tags: 80s, ski, skiing, movie, retro

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Lane Meyer Ski School T-Shirt

by AngryMongo

$22

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Better off dead dinner attire

Tags: 80s movie, comedy, john cusack, layne, ski

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Better Off Dead 1 T-Shirt

by Charlie77

$22

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I know where you can score some... some great merch. Alright that was cheezy.

Tags: 80s, hoops, john cusack, retro, ricky

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Go That Way T-Shirt

by Dark Dad Dudz

$22

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Everybody wants some! Inspired by the 1985 classic comedy Better Off Dead starring John Cusack.

Tags: vintage, food, 80s movies, john cusack, the walking dead

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Pig Burgers T-Shirt

by madnem

$22

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Hit the slopes with our Better Off Dead-inspired design that captures the daring spirit of Lane Myer's legendary K-12 ski run! This design is a stylish homage to Lane's epic quest for love and triumph on the slopes. Whether you're a skiing enthusiast or just embracing life's challenges, display this design as a reminder to approach every journey with determination and a touch of '80s flair.

Tags: 1980s, 1980s movie quote, 1980s movies, 1980s retro, 80s

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The K-12 T-Shirt

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$22

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Everybody Wants Some!

Tags: david lee roth, diane franklin, eddie van halen, edward van halen, everybody wants some

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Pig Burgers - Sammy Era! T-Shirt

by Retrozest

$22

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Greendale

Tags: 80s, badger, beth, charles demar, greendale

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Greendale T-Shirt

by Vandalay Industries

$22

Pig Burgers with Lane Meyer VH-ized! T-Shirt

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Everybody Wants Some! Lookin' good today, pal; lookin' real good!

Tags: david lee roth, diane franklin, eddie van halen, edward van halen, everybody wants some

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Pig Burgers with Lane Meyer VH-ized! T-Shirt

by Retrozest

$22

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The K-12

Tags: 80s, danger, everybody wants some, films of the 1980s, greendale

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The K-12 T-Shirt

by Vandalay Industries

$22

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Ricky portrait psychedelic

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, john cusack, ricky, ski resort

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Ricky T-Shirt

by Charlie77

$22

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Everybody Wants Some

Tags: 80s movies, everybody wants some, french, greendale, john cusack

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Everybody Wants Some T-Shirt

by Vandalay Industries

$22

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The Price is Right

Tags: money, bob barker, one dollar, price is right, adam sandler

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Love this Better Off Dead T-Shirt

by yagelv

$22

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The relentless (but kinda in the right) Johnny Gasparini from Steve Holland's classic, "Better Off Dead" just wants to get what he's rightfully due.

Tags: 80s, andysocial industries, delviery, john cusack, monsters and maniacs

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Johnny Gasparini T-Shirt

by Andysocial Industries

$22

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