Dork Tales Kids Hoodies

What's your game? Wear your Dork Tales Alignment Chart with pride!

Where you gonna get your dorks? Right here. We threatened to make it so we did. Your one-stop shop for dorks. A parody of a similar logo that is potentially not about dorks.

Celebrate Dork Tales Expo 22 with a logo designed for light colored clothing and merchandise!

Everyone's favorite unimportant NPC deserves his own shirt! From our Rime of the Frostmaiden stream!

Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Use a little Forces in your cooking! Catch Mage the Ascension the Victorian Age at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Celebrate Dork Tales Expo 22 with a logo designed for dark colored clothing and merchandise!

The Dork Tales Call of the Netherdeep logo

Celebrate the joy of the Dork Tales disaster trio with this brand new shirt!

How is she the most wild of the entire crew?

Enter the tub. Reap the whirlpool.

Available only in 2022: show off how much you loved Dork X 2022 with this shirt!

The Classic Dork Tales logo

Meet Lir'wen, the moon elf monk of the way of the astral self.

Can the Doves go one game without burning down a historical building? Perhaps we'll never know. Catch their adventures at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Meet Imogen, human champion fighter.

Meet Rosie Thistlebrook, rock gnome artillerist artificer!

Meet Gaunt, the reborn hexblade warlock.

Ready for book two of Mage the Victorian Age over on Dork Tales? Show you support for the cabal known as the Doves with this fantastic design by Michael Ilott!

Wear your pride on your sleeve for your service in the USCMC! Semper Vigilantes, marine! Fort Nebraska may be a dusty, icy rock, but that doesn't stop you from fond memories of bad food, freeze dried coffee, and the best friends a soldier could ask for.

Are you a party monster too? Take a bite out of the night life while wearing this shirt from the Dork Tales collection! This new shirt commemorates the start of a Vampire the Requiem stream on Dork Tales!

How much Quantum is too much?

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales! Design by the amazing Michael Ilott!

The Dork Tales Spelljammer logo

WINNER TAKES KRYNN! Who will win the Soth Bowl?!

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales!

Spring Break in the Feywild? YASSS!

Voted Ravenloft's best hotel (by order of Strahd)! Thanks to Michael Ilott for the graphic update!

Refreshing! Get your Ghoul-Aid today!

Ah Luna Coffee! The Pacific Northwest's favorite (fictional) coffee bar! Come for a caramel macchiato, stay to shield yourself from the horrific magical violence on the streets outside!

Paradox? Pfft. Sure, and next you're going to tell me you have a timeshare for sale. Step off, bro: I have to cast this fireball now. Watch the magick happen at https://www.youtube.com/dorktales! Design by the amazing Michael Ilott!

To celebrate Robin running Radiant Citadel, here's a shirt!

In a life of plastic, no one can hear you scream!

You can't run. You can't hide. It will find you. It will end you. The Furbomination is coming.

Support the revolution in Prismeer! Now available in black and white, just like the ethics in the fight against literally evil hags.

The Dork Tales Witchlight logo