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I'd run through a ring of fire to wear a tshirt as great as this one.

Apathy. It's a gift. No sure who from but who cares ? I don't.

No. Not doing that. Dead Inside. A dead inside shirt for the apathetic, the morose, the forlorn and the emotionally detached.

Are you a multi-tasking genius? Can you juggle family, friends, work and everything life throws at you with skill ? This is the perfect Chaos Coordinator shirt for that busy person in your life. Whether it's a busy mom, dad, a teacher, colleague, boss, manager, friend or workmate this is the perfect fun gift for them.

Because you're a weirdo, here's your weirdo shirt! Suitable for the odd, the strange, the introverts, the aspies, the socially awkward and the freaks, the best people in the world!

Sometimes you just want to be alone

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.

If it cannot be unseen, apply eye bleach immediately and then twice a day for the next 7 days. Don't forget to rinse with water.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am out of bed. I have better things do, like nap.

Because you're weird, here's your weird shirt! Suitable for introverts, aspies, the socially awkward and freaks, the best people in the world!

Now's your chance to be the Hall Monitor you always wanted to be - live the dream people! Wear the t-shirt and find a hall, preferably one you own or are allowed to use, otherwise it's trespassing, possibly break and enter.

Pre-empt general annoyance by wearing this can you not t-shirt.

This is a reindeer t-shirt. Wear it with reindeer antlers. Christmas dress up sorted, you're welcome.

Relax. It's not that deep.

Relax It's not that deep.

Multiple undiagnosed medical conditions. I did some internet searching, it wasn't pretty.

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. For the distracted. We think you're great.

No. Your email did not find me well. Write the email you want, then write the email you should. We suspect this line not would fall under the latter - but that's up to you my snarky friend.

... but that's none of my business. *sips tea*

We the people.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

You're a Geek. Be proud.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Yep Christmas is here again, so here's a Bah Humbug T-Shirt you can wear to ward off excessive carolling, present buying, parties and all that turkey. Actually, the turkey can stay, but the rest of it can get lost! Bah humbug.

I hope you're glowing as much as this design perfect as a cool present or for christmas or birthday.

Bring me coffee and nobody gets hurt. NOW.

Having a low-key Menty B. Keep it real. Destigmatise mental health with laughter. Low-key and under the radar anxiety.

Cannot brain today. I'll just head home, if I can remember where it is.

LOL No.

Are you classified as human ?

I could keep calm and carry on but I don't want too.

As if! A 90s nostalgia design. It was a sick place to be kids. So take a chill pill. This one's for the x generation (and millennials), growing up in a world of benevolent neglect, grunge, hip hop and when this weird thing called 'the internet' started to appear. We're not clueless about it around here - because we lived it - yeah baby!

This is easily the most pretentious design we have ever created. Now, leave us to our vintage vinyl collection and hand roasted artisanal coffee.