Where oh where were you last week? Why did you make us hash all alone? You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here! So we drank all the virgins and fucked all the beer!
Did you know that 25% of today’s global warming is caused by methane? Also most carbon pollution is caused by corporations not individuals, so don’t bully people about straws. Bully companies for relying on fossil fuels and lying about plastics. Happy Earth Day!