toydejour

We were all thinking it, right?

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The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In proper Dreadnok colors.

The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In original yellow/red.

He's your favorite and his favorite is Toy de Jour, so Toy de Jour should be your favorite too.

The sticker you all knew and tolerated is now a shirt! For as long as it lasts...

Another dang TdJ shirt ripping off an old toy.

Would you?!

Gizmo ♡s Satan and Toy de Jour

THIS IS ONLY MEANT TO BE PURCHASED AS A MUG - But you do you. We still get paid if you order this on a shirt.

But we're the Misfettes. Our songs are better. We are the Misfettes. The Misfettes. And we're going to get her.

Hopefully all it takes is this shirt for billionaires to realize that no one needs that much money.

Poochie is cute AF

Probably God.

The OG Squad <3

It's our Halloween uniform.

Meow Meow Kitty Cat Outback!! Default is set to yellow, but if you don't buy this in orange there's something wrong with you.

Loco was the black train Go-Bots figure. This was the number that was on his chest.

Hey, they might be your thing, they're just not mine. Reach out to us if you need a shirt added to our store based on another food. @toydejour on IG/Twitter/FB

Stop Bullying.

Ben's greatest triumph. An inside joke for the cast of Musical of the Living Dead.

The cinematic masterpiece that brought The Breakdance Killers to the forefront of 80s horror.

"Unsubstantiated fantasies!!!!" Sssaint of Sssnakes is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

'I still function..." Saint of the Silencer is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

You WORM!!!! This I Command is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

"..." The Saint of Silence is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

To avoid temptation is to avoid the red dot of satan. Our Kitty of the Laser Pointer is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

You meddling brought us defeat! Again and again and again! Our Lady of Cruelty is from our Hall of Flame Candles set now available in T-shirt form! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

When Thomas Sword is rearranged, the tempest shall give it's shade. Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

Instruction image for a vintage Playskool Play & Learn Computer. The 3D Toy de Jour version.

Intelligent life would not waste time here, and I don't want to either.

White lettering for darker shirts.

If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find...

Our logo, but like on merchandise. (Logo by Sean Dove - www.andthankyouforflying.com)