The Peach Fuzz

There are 3 things you should never ask a woman: her age, her weight, and how many projects she currently has in progress.

In this house, we like our businesses small and our asses HUGE!

Some of us are driven by glory, some by competitiveness - but me? I'm fueled by spite.

I'm usually a jack of all trades, but when it comes to receiving emails, I'm a seasoned professional. Responding to them is a different story however... Designed by Elizabeth Hudy of The Peach Fuzz

Please! I'm desperate to tell you all about the 645th new project I've started! Ask me about my current hobby!

Hobby hoarder? Craft collector? Jack of all trades? I'm just a crafty lil bitch. Never underestimate a girl and her glue gun.

I dream of a world where there is no TJMaxx art adorning the walls of homes. No more shitty candles from Amazon. All artists goods are made and sold by artists. Let's make the change!

Take a deep breath, take a step back, and remember: maybe it's not that serious. We are all specks of dust on a rock hurling through space. Get silly with it. Why not?

I am a collage of all of the cool phrases, attitudes, fashion, ideas, and makeup of all the coolest girls I have ever known, reflected back like a mirror ball.

Show off just how overwhelmed you continue to be with this jazzy new design featuring a little guy with arms wide open, ready to proclaim: I'M OVERWHELMED.

You can threaten us. You can insult us. You can try to eradicate us from public spaces. But queer joy cannot be legislated away!

The most holy and divine meal: street meat. Piled high with all of the fixings, show your love for the reason these city streets occasionally smell good with this heart-shaped design.

Bay area? More like GAY area, am I right?! (yes I am) Show your San Francisco bay area pride with this silly sticker adorned with California poppies.

Calling all artists and small business owners! We finally have a team jersey!

Have your cake and smoke it too! Whatever that means.

Turns out the view is better up here too! I think I'll stay up here on my horse, high.

I have yet to be proven wrong! Everyone is at least a little gay!

The REAL sick freaks are the people so obsessed with trans kids. Leave them alone!!!!

Everyone deserves housing! It's so simple.

We could all use a bit of clippy's help I think

I'm not taking notes from dead old white guys.

Everyone is gay and you cannot tell me otherwise!

Dude I don't even know where my mind WENT.

I’m just out here growin and goin!

Those men were slave owners and they are DEAD dead. I don’t give a HECK what they wanted.

Honestly, I’m not sure which one is better at this point.

Idk man it’s not lookin too good for us out here…

Sure, gay rights are amazing. But I’m an even bigger supporter of gay WRONGS.

Listen to the lil flowers! You need to nourish yourself if you want to flourish!

Has anyone figured this sh*t out yet??? Is it all just guess and check?? Please, Clippy! Help us!

Abortion is healthcare - PERIOD!

Don’t life to yourself. You know it’s true. Life is better stoned.

Be hostile to cops! Be ungovernable in Palm Beach!

It’s simple, all you gotta do is: drink more water take a deep breath get some fresh air get up & stretch unclench your jaw

No matter what your weight, the most important thing is that you are NOURISHED!

Alex Jones isn’t right about much, but he hit the nail on the head with this one. They turned the fricken frogs gay.