Every body needs a good hammer, so make sure you get one that's good enough for the gods. Especially if you come from the land of the ice and snow. Lots of different styles available and all of them are Ideal for channelling lightning and smiting enemies. Quality tools are important after all!
Tags:
hammer of the gods, viking god, norse god, thor, mjiolnir
You want your goods delivered fast? With no questions asked? And no imperial entanglements? (That bit might cost a little extra.) I know of a ship that might just suit your needs.
When you find someone really special, just giving them a hug can give you a pins and needles feeling all over. That's when you know you need to keep hold of that person forever.
Tags:
romance, heart, valentine, horror monster, pins and needles
Some days you are happy where you are. But on some other days it would be much nicer to separate from it all, forever falling in circles high above the Earth with the best view ever.
Juicy roast perfectly normal beast, fresh soft sliced bread. Your sandwich, your way.
Arthur Dent makes the best sandwiches in the whole of sector ZZ9 plural Z alpha.
Tags:
perfectly normal beast, parody, science fiction, zaphod beeblebrox, nerd
Do you want to learn how to bullseye Womp Rats or navigate through the smallest tunnels? You’ll learn all this and more at Antilles School of Flying. Wedge is one of the best teachers around.
Tags:
nerd, typographic, typography, starfighter, pilot
Everyone knows pirates are cool, they just arrrr! And as Ned likes a bit of dressing up, he had to try out a pirate costume. Shiver me timb.. I mean, circuits?
Tags:
x605skq, pirate king, shiver me timbers, pieces of eight, robot pirate
If you need large scale engineering & construction, finished to the highest possible standards and delivered on time, you need G.M. Tarkin. No-one else gets results like the Grand Moff!
Show these youngsters that you were one of the ones that was there to see the galaxy change. You may be older (on the outside at least), but you were there at the start!
For those times when its not just another bug hunt, you need the best around. If all else fails they just take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Tags:
alien, ellen ripley, hicks, colonial marines, xenomorph
My god, its full of stars!
It can be pretty hard to describe what you see when you are a space traveller being flung between stars by a strange alien artefact.
Tags:
movie, nerd, 2001 a spacy odyssey, 2001, hal 9000
Sometimes its nice to just get on your bike and ride without knowing where you might end up. But then there are times where its just not as much fun as it could be.
Ned the Robot likes Halloween. Its another excuse to get a costume on after all! And who doesn’t want to party all night, sleep all day and live forever?
Ned the Robot is trying out a new costume. He’s always wanted to be a wizard so he’s got himself a broom and a wand. Now he just has to wait for the owl to turn up with his letter.