ArtisticDyslexia

A commission for an awesome client. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Did you carve a pumpkin this year? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The face behind AD after a little plastic surgery. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Jethro was a little twisted. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A teapot doing her thang! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Some days my heart beats cheese and pepperoni. Can you relate? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

That magic switch had been flipped and Flo was turnt. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I had so much fun with the last Horned Skull that I literally used the same base sketch and created a new design. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Mr. Nibbles was beginning to think eating those bioluminescent cave carrots was not the best idea. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Believe it or not... this is how pigs do it too. Doodle Request from Debbie Graydon "My whole family LOVE your work...brilliantly entertaining and fun! I'd love it if you could doodle a FLYING KIWI if you get a chance! ^~^" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It's a melting panda. Just that simple. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When I was younger, my buddies and I played a lot of DnD. I used to create these cheesy little campaigns with maps and all kinda groovy stuff. My buddies cheated like crazy, so I always did my best to murder their characters. Those were the days! Did you or do you role play (no, I don't mean that kinky stuff)? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I bet cuttlefish make the best cuddlers. Probably not if you're a small mollusk, crab, shrimp, fish, octopus, worm, or another cuttlefish. Ok, maybe they are the best if you don't mind getting nibbled on too. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I never thought I would say this, but drawing "O face" on a crayon wasn't as simple as I originally thought. It kinda looks like pain. Pretty sure that pose would be painful, so that works too. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Cyclopes suffer from horrible depth perception. To overcome this disadvantage in the wild, they've developed a form of echolocation by way of whistling. So use caution the next time you're trekking through the woods and hear "The Andy Griffith Show" theme tune. That could be danger lurking ahead. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I'm sure in reality an anthropomorphic shroom would be immune to its own hallucinogen, but I can't help but think somewhere out there in the fairy world there has to be some really crazy, trippin' shrooms seeing little blue people. "Dude! I'm totally trippin' my puffballs off!" With a little guidance, this drawing was created with my nephew and niece as they chose the colors and details. For example "Tongue in or out?" "Out!" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Ever felt like your brain was giving you mixed signals? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He needs a hug... and a haircut. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

"Infinite growth of material consumption in a finite world is an impossibility." -E. F. Schumacher http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My son recently discovered "The Gruffalo" and "The Gruffalo's Child." He often asks us to turn on the "Gwuffawo". Really fun books turned into excellent movies. This was drawn for my son, Mini AD. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Summertime is swimsuit season time! That means working out. If you're a spider, you better not skip leg day. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I think I can relate to it... What color crayon would you be and why? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He may be a bit cold, but it will be so hot! AWW YEA! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Whether you're visiting Saturn, Sandwormland, or the Neitherworld, tread quietly. You don't want to wake the great sandworm. Legend says the world ends if the dreaded beast wakes. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When I was younger, my dad would get a ton of crawfish, boil 'em up in a big ole pot full of corn, taters and mushrooms (yuck). He'd dump 'em in the middle of the table after it had been covered in newspaper and we'd all chow down. Dad is a beast with crawfish. He can down about 4 or 5 in the time it takes anyone else to munch 1. I can't suck the crawfish heads though. I had to dissect them in high school. I know too much now... Those were good times though. Do you eat crawfish? If so, do you suck the head? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Before the Mushroom Kingdom residents found a box of sunglasses that revealed his true identity, Shy Guy had no reason to wear a mask. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

The second of 2 versions of this drawing. I consider this one the "bright" or "acid" version. I think I enjoy this version a little more, but maybe the colors make it a little less creepy... What do you think? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I have never tried to fight this boss in that blocks/crafting game. I was too worried about it wrecking my world. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Look who's 2! My son had a birthday last month and this was drawn for the invitation for his birthday party. Kid is obsessed with Cars. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Popsicles in their natural habitat are peaceful beings. They work. They play. They take their Popsiclets to school. They have no natural enemies with one exception. Humans... Human poachers abduct unsuspecting Popsicles, cram a stick up their rear and suffocate them in bags covered in bright cheerful advertising targeting children. The next time you're in the frozen food section at your local grocery store, take a moment to think about where your food comes from. If you see someone buying Popsicles, toss Kool-Aid on them in protest to show your support. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

For those that don't know, Sisyphus was punished by the Grerek gods and had to roll a boulder up a hill only to have it roll back down and the process repeated for eternity. You ever feel like you have a task or a goal, you put in all your effort to get to the top, and have to start all over? I sometimes feel no matter how much work I put in or how hard I try, I never quiet get there (though "there" is a completely different topic). I finally get to a point where I have to tell myself to stop being a "sissy fuss" and keep looking forward. Of course it reminds me of the quote "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results." to which I ask, what do you even know, Mr. Einstein... Or whoever actua...