Burbs Tank Tops

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Your neighbor drives a bulky black trash bag to their curb during a rain storm, and smashes the hell out of it with a stick. What would you do?

Satan is good...Satan is our pal.

Our Logo for The Burbs Minute podcast. A minute by minute breakdown of the 1989 movie The Burbs. Featuring Jeff Ferry and Chris Derkotch

The 1989 Joe Dante dark comedy classic starring Tom Hanks as Ray Peterson, next door neighbor to possible satanic serial killers. Never mess with suburbanites!!

"I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."

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Chill Out with Us

Good solid walls, Good solid floors! Since 1989!

Who the heck ordered the blood shake?!

He's a man of peace in a savage land ... suburbia.

They found Walter! Burbs inspired art in the punksthetic gritty dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Do not mess with suburbanites. Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more.

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Some poorly drawn birds in different colors.

Sardine?

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Murder moves into the cul de sac! One of the most beloved 80's movies. Makes a great father's day or birthday gift for dad!

Ignore that strange late night hum coming from the neighbor's basement and get yourself a GD tee shirt!

The perfect tee for when you're gonna go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwiches!

Good solid walls, Good solid floors! Since 1989!

This quote is from one of my favourite films FAR OUT!

Lt. Rumsfield reporting for duty!

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The perfect gift for your neighbours. "God I love this street"

It's your vacation

Say... how's the drainage on your property?

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We're just not gonna take it any more.

Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

I know what you've done

Without question one of Tom Hanks greatest films. Show the world that you have impeccable taste in movies. A REAL movie fan doesn't wear the same as others. Only rep the best in 80's and 90's films....and then have Corey call the Pizza Dude!

The water is out! Money Pit inspired illustrated art in the punksthetic gritty dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Everyone's favorite neighbor! The ever-watchful Ricky Butler knows EXACTLY what those Klopeks are up to. And even better news? The pizza dude is here.