jwolftees

Solid advice for a successful modern existence.

With utmost respect and gratitude to Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas for imparting their wisdom unto us.

This t-shirt is a mash-up.

Wake me up before you go-go to Lard Lad!

There's no place like the drive-thru.

This is why I ALWAYS talk to strangers.

This is why I ALWAYS talk to strangers.

Let the world know you did your duty. Please note: This is ***NOT*** a referendum on voting! Everyone should vote!!

Invite Me to Your Party (When Can I Leave) is my favorite song of theirs

When you're too tired to walk but don't wanna drive - scoot!

What to wear when you're disrupting the transportation world!

My favorite part of the movie is when Goose and Ethan Hunt sing Secret Garden.

For all the days that end in y.

No Karl's brothers were hurt in the making of this product.

You'll shoot your eye out while rockin' around the leg lamp, ya filthy animals!

Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!

A bite-size salute to the city that never parks.

A salute to the city that never parks.

For when saying "no comment" feels like more work than pointing at your shirt.

Sometimes you just prefer the warm, porcelain embrace of a close friend to the cold, serviceable touch of a stranger.

Worth it.

Tell people how you truly feel (through a layer of fabric).

The laziest bird in the aviary - now smaller!

If you're gonna live in it anyway, might as well spruce it up!

...and he-LLO, Odin's Mustache!

Show folks you're made of oodles of black and white noodles!

Show people you're made of oodles of noodles!

The perfect way to show off your hardcore METAL BAND fandom!!

No, I don't understand irony, why?

THEY LIVE... and by "THEY" we mean "I" and by "LIVE" we mean "like to watch and regurgitate lines from my favorite movies." Not quite as punchy.

Rihanna's unofficial brunchwear.

An important message from inside the Matrix.

Go on. I dare you.

Guaranteed* to make people check their laces. *Not guaranteed for people wearing slip-ons, velcro, sandals, Crocs, those "toe-finger" shoes, or non-English speakers.

A doodle of a thundercloud and lightning bolt - in black ink!

A doodle of a thundercloud and lightning bolt - in color ink!