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United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance Magnet

Birds Arent Real Magnet

designed and sold by  Pufahl

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

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0.5mm (20mil) flexible vinyl. Black magnetic backing strong enough to hold notes, photos, and drawings. Recommended for indoor use. Printed in the U.S.A. Learn More

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