Gelatinous Cube Merch

So you want to HUG the Gelatinous Cubes, that's your plan? While they are adorable right now, cuteness is no reason to abandon common sense. Kill them... Kill them with FIRE! This shirt is adorable and offered in several colors for your enjoyment. While not stain resistant, neither are your breeches once these little guys get hold of you. Sizes run a little small, check the sizing chart.

Squishy on the outside, melt your bones on the inside!

The classic DnD monster, now in crispy pixel art

Is anyone ever REALLY ready for all that Gelatinous Cube jelly?

Are you a gamer? Are you a Grinch? Do you laugh at the failure of others? Does the holiday season make you wish a Gelatinous Cube would swallow carolers whole? This design is for YOU!

On game night I be rollin' with my homies!

Celebrate your love of D&D with this kawaii ice blue gelatinous cube design!

Every adventurer who has crawle3d a dungeon has fought one of these cute and deadly desserts!

acid flavored jello

Drawing by my son.

The last hug you will ever get.

Meet Tommy the bouncer, but he don't bounce. If you slap him he might jiggle a bit and if you talk to him you might get absorbed in the conversation. It happens all the time. The problem is Tommy is always leaking something and it never smells pleasant.

sometimes the roll of the dice means you get swallowed up by the local gelatinous monster

Gelatinous Cube Community College - Get Absorbed funny college dungeons and dragons parody shirt

Celebrate your love of D&D with this kawaii green gelatinous cube design!

Naturalist style gelatinous cube

The cube enters your space. You take acid damage and are engulfed.

My son's drawing

A cute little jelly cube that can dissolve just about anything

Celebrate your love of D&D with this kawaii pink gelatinous cube design!

C'mon....give the little cube a hug! What could it hurt?

Gelatinous Cube Shirt

Celebrate your love of D&D with this kawaii blue gelatinous cube design!

Celebrate your love of D&D with this kawaii purple gelatinous cube design!

Adventuring tip; if the hallway looks safe it probably isn’t. Always lead with a 10ft pole.

Well fed gelatinous cube.

Calling all tabletop adventurers! Take a ride with our "Get In loser Gelatinous Cube" creation, the ultimate dice-rolling companion for dungeon crawlers and RPG enthusiasts. With its gelatinous charm and hilarious twist on a classic quote, this item is a must-have for geeks and gamers alike. Embrace the whimsy and roll with the cube – you won't regret it!

You and your party encounter a wall. The wall's name is Bill and it has started to quiver and slide towards you. You can see Bill's last victim and you don't want to be the next. Roll for initiative.

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How could you not just want to give a cute gelatinous cube a big hug?

This little gelatinous cube just wants some snacks! Don't worry...he won't gobble you up!

Don't let the cute pixel art fool you, the gelatinous cube is dangerous, so roll initiative adventurer!

Don't let it touch you!

Gelatinous Cube design as part of my new classic D&D monster series