Film Critic Merch

This funny Unpaid Movie Critic design is great for the movie lover who is always critiquing movies and giving their free opinion.

Got an aspiring film critic in your life? Here is the perfect design!

Mysties unite! Show everyone your professional film critic chops however you want!

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Will pay to critique any movie!

A quick design.

Are you the kind of cinephile who can dissect a film’s plot twists over a bucket of popcorn? Do you find yourself passionately debating the merits of black-and-white classics versus modern blockbusters? Well, fellow movie maven, we’ve got the perfect tee for you: the Unpaid Film Critic T-Shirt. Slip it on, and let your cinematic expertise shine like a spotlight on opening night. Expressive Design: Our tee features a whimsical vector art IMAGE—a popcorn box, casually reclining with one arm on the seat. And right below it, in bold letters, the proclamation: “Unpaid Film Critic.” It’s a visual ode to your love for the silver screen.

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The University of Movie Critics

The perfect gift for the paid or unpaid movie critic or original filmmaker in your family, "REBOOTS: THE LAST REFUGE OF UNIMAGINATIVE FILMMAKERS"

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

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Let’s dive into the world of feline movie critics with this adorable design! A sleeping cat covered in a popcorn bucket makes this design purrfect for the movie-watching night. The scattered popcorn adds charm and humor, while the phrase 'unpaid movie critic' emphasizes the ironic role of the cat as a full-time film critic.

A rendering of the famous Gremlins test pattern that featured in the Movie Police segment with Leonard Maltin.

BRAND

Everyone’s a Critic, and you can be too with our distressed Ghost Critic Design. Or give it as the perfect gift for your favorite movie monster! Choose your color and style and click BUY IT NOW to order!

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

"Movie Critic" Clapperboard graphic and text design for cinema lovers.

Film Buff

This cool character is glued to the screen and overloading on popcorn and fizzy pop. He has a glow from the screen and his eyes are lit like LED lights. He’s wearing brightly coloured plimsoles and socks. He’s perfect for any film buffs and movie fans.

Ask me about Movies is the slogan for this humorous text design in courier style type face for film fans, movie addicts, critics and actors who can't stop harping on about the latest blockbusting hollywood movie stories.

Don the hat of a seasoned reviewer with our 'Unpaid Movie Critic - Vintage Cinema, Film, and Motion Picture Lover' design. This tribute to classic cinema is the perfect find for those who live and breathe movies, from the golden age blockbusters to today's indie gems. With a nostalgic touch and a nod to the unpaid punditry of devoted film buffs, this graphic is a great gift for cinephiles who savor every frame and storyline. Ideal for movie nights, film industry events, or just casual wear, it's a holiday essential for anyone who finds solace in the flickering lights of the silver screen.

gifts for movie lovers

Get ready to squawk your socks off! This feathered fowl is smokin' hot, with attitude to match. 'Pulp Chicken' serves up a wing-tastic twist on classic cool. Buckle up for cluckin' good times!

A couple of critics critiquing

The Book was Better. Text with cute picture of a girl with brunette pigtails reading a big blue book.

Popcorn adventures.

Unpaid Movie Critic

With this image, we celebrate Dutch critic and author Menno ter Braak, known for Man of Integrity, The Absolute Film, Hampton Court, Dr. Dumay Loses, Man to Man.

The Metal Quentin Tarantino is here! A director with a true vision, although now the vision is metal! Enjoy the destruction with this graphic on T-Shirts, stickers and more - Your a fan of his films, but are you still a fan when he goes metal?! Only one way to find out! Let's Make Movies More Metal!!

Polish Movie Poster

Perfect for the movie purist!

Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky

The Book was Better. Text with cute picture of a girl with brunette pigtails reading a big purple book.