The 29 Best Retirement Gifts for Men
Retirement. It’s the day that most of us are looking forward to, from the second week we enter the workforce until the day we hang up the uniform. So when your dad, partner, family member, or friend graduates to retirement, it’s something to be celebrated. And a perfect excuse to make some “old man” jokes.
Retirement gifts for men can span a wide range of items, including new hobbies to take up in their new-found free time, t-shirts that let everyone know they now identify as a retiree and don’t want to be bothered, and accessories that remind them of their age as a loving joke. Whether you choose to go with a gag gift or something sentimental, our recommendations for the best retirement gifts for men are sure to have something they’ll love (or lovingly hate.)
29 Memorable Retirement Gifts for Men
It’s easy to be jealous that your loved one or friend is free of the working man’s grind, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be happy for them. Celebrate the first day of the rest of their lives with one of these fun men’s retirement gifts.
Under New Management T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by zellaarts | 28 colors
People think retirement means no longer having a boss, and they’re mostly right. Instead of your friend’s manager controlling his schedule, now his wife is in charge – and “a work thing” is no longer a viable excuse. Poke fun at his situation while celebrating his retirement with this comical tee.
No Longer My Problem T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by KC Happy Shop | 28 colors
While Dad may have been the go-to problem-solver at work, he’s worked long enough, he’s tired, and it’s time to retire. Anything work-related sent to him after his retirement is quite literally not his job anymore, and as this t-shirt states (and so will he), it is no longer his problem.
Retired Have Fun At Work Tomorrow T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by merkraht | 16 colors
Work parties are always fun, regardless of the occasion. Who doesn’t love cake and drinks on someone else’s dime? You’ll miss your favorite coworker now that he’s retiring, but he’s earned it. This playful tee is the perfect gift for him to tease the team with at his retirement party.
I Don't Want To I'm Retired T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by macshoptee | 16 colors
Retirement is relaxing, bringing more leisure than ever to this new chapter of his life. With no job to report to, he’s finally gained more control of his schedule and nobody (except maybe you) can tell him to do things he doesn’t want to, as this witty tee says.
Retirement Class Of 2024 Countdown In Progress Pin
Pin | TeePublic | by Printwave
With 2024 rapidly approaching, we’re sure your dad is counting down the days until his official retirement, just itching to finally be done working. With this “Retirement Class of 2024” pin, you can share in his excitement and help him share his eagerness with others as you prepare to celebrate.
Even Legends Have To Retire T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by ShopBuzz | 7 colors
You think he’s awesome, and we think he’s awesome, but does your loved one know the full extent of his awesomeness? As he begins the transition to retired life, let him know that his journey and his work have been legendary with this t-shirt that’s perfect for his retirement party.
Retired Firefighter T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by GigibeanCreations | 28 colors
Firefighters are arguably the most valuable public servants, saving lives daily while risking their own. Your chief, captain, or fellow firefighter is the closest thing to a real-life hero, with unmatched bravery, service, and dedication that you can honor in retirement with this heartfelt tee. Even as a retiree, they can still let everyone know they're former firefighter.
This Is My Retirement Uniform T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by thingsandthings | 21 colors
From the moment he started school to the day of his retirement, your dad probably had to stick to a dress code, whether that meant a uniform or just a certain set of guidelines. Now, for the first time in decades, his uniform is simply this straightforward tee.
Warning: Retired Person Inside T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by vpgdesigns | 21 colors
Unfortunately, now that he’s retired, your dad has more time than ever before to share everything he knows about World War II with the less-than-captive audience of your family. Whatever his interests may be, be prepared to be held captive, though you really should have heeded this cheeky shirt’s warning.
O’fishally Retired T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by mrsmitful01 | 4 colors
We may be wrong, but we’re pretty sure that retirement means Grandpa’s schedule just opened up a lot more, and you know what that means. Tons more fishing trips are in his future, and this punny “O’fishally Retired” tee is the perfect shirt to wear out on the water.
Grumpy Old Fart To-Do List Poster
Poster | TeePublic | by macccc8
Looking for the ultimate retirement gag gift for someone who embodies the stereotype of the “grumpy old man”? Well, we found his to-do list! This playful poster is the perfect blend of wit and charm, offering a humorous reminder to embrace a laid-back lifestyle in retirement.
Retirement Definition Golf T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by ourwackyhome | 21 colors
With social security checks coming in and his retirement fund keeping him afloat, your new retiree has got enough green to spend the rest of his days on the putting green. And that’s exactly how he plans to spend his time, making this comedic t-shirt the perfect retirement gift.
Retirement Financial Planning T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by abbottcartoons | 28 colors
After spending 40 or more years in the workforce with a portion of his income dedicated to his retirement fund, your coworker probably figured he was set for life. In this economy, though? His savings will only get him so far, so maybe this humorous tee has the right idea.
Straight Outta The Workforce Retirement T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by Coconil | 21 colors
He’s done it. He’s finally retired! He’s escaped the capitalistic business cycle, so now any labor he performs is by choice. While he may not be Straight Outta Compton like N.W.A., he is Straight Outta The Workforce, as this clever tee says, and that’s worthy of celebration.
I Work For My Grandkids T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by ZenCloak | 28 colors
Freedom at last! No more commuting or heavy lifting! Wait, what was that? Sounds like the grandkids want to go to the zoo, and they want Grandpa to take them. Guess his work isn’t done after all, but can he really complain when they’re just so cute?
Retirement To-Do List Wake Up Nailed It T-Shirt
T-Shirt | TeePublic | by teenices | 19 colors
With no work schedule to stick to, your old man can start his day whenever he wants and do whatever he pleases. His to-do list is no longer sixteen items that the boss wants completed by the end of the day. Waking up? Already nailed his retirement to-do list.
Never Underestimate the Difference You Made Retirement Keepsake
Keepsake | Amazon | by Chunful
Now that your star employee is retiring, you want to commemorate his time with the company in a sentimental way. Not only has he improved the lives of his coworkers, but he has also improved the company as a whole, and this keepsake lets him know the difference he’s made.
Happy Retirement Black and Gold Stars Mug
Mug | Zazzle | by Sideview | 10 interior colors
Sadly, retirement means there will be no more break room chitchat as you sit with your favorite coworker drinking your morning coffee, but you’ll always remember those moments fondly. As a nod to your shared coffee conversations, congratulate him with this personalized starry mug available in seven different styles.
Personalized Retirement Plaque
Plaque | Etsy | by GiftedOak | 6 colors
Your partner has dedicated decades of his life to being part of the workforce, but now he’s ready to say goodbye to his 9-to-5 and retire. To show your appreciation, memorialize his time, and put things into perspective, this personalized plaque breaks the years down into countable (and countless) moments.
It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere I'm Retired T-Shirt
T-Shirt | Zazzle | by ellerdwpo61 | 17 colors
Now that your partner is finally retired, the constraints of his 9 to 5 no longer designate when he can drink. If he wants to have a beer or two with lunch, why shouldn’t he? After all, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere – or everywhere really, for him, per this beachy t-shirt.
Retired and Happy Beach Chair Hallmark Ornament
Ornament | Hallmark
As we enter into December, your loved one is not only celebrating his retirement but also the holiday season. And what better way to commemorate this milestone than with a thematic ornament proclaiming he’s "Retired & happy”? Maybe the tiny Adirondack chair will even encourage him to relax a little.
Retired I Work Periodically T-Shirt
T-Shirt | Redbubble | by Anna0908 | 19 colors
While Dad may officially be retired, he’s not one to let that stop him from working when he’s needed, especially when a job entails his specific skill set. If he’s a punny guy, he’ll love this ‘I Work Periodically’ shirt that features the word “retired” spelled out in chemical elements.
Retirement Tea Jar Gift Set
Tea Jar Gift Set | Thoughtfully
Dad’s work life was decade after decade of stress, but retirement has given him the time to finally relax. Help him unwind with this durable, reusable glass tea jar that features five soothing blends for him to try, each printed with an inspirational phrase.
Retirement Golf Gift Set
Golf Gift Box | Groovy Guy Gifts
What’s a man to do with all his newfound free time once he’s retired? Go golfing, of course. As he prepares to step out onto the green, you can elevate his playing experience with this luxurious gift set featuring a ball marker, towel, tumbler, and an engraved divot tool.
You Worked Your Entire Life For This Personalized Retirement Mugs
Mug | Personalization Mall
Do you know what it’s like to work your entire life with the dream of a reward at the end? This playful mug asserts that it’s exactly what your husband has worked his whole life for, so hopefully, this retirement gift isn’t too disappointing.
Quitter Oops I Mean Happy Retirement Personalized Mug
Mug | Macorner
No matter what you say, we both know you’ll miss your former coworker. Expressing sweet sentiments like that can be understandably uncomfortable, but cracking jokes makes it easier. With this personalized beachy ‘f—ing quitter’ mug, you can congratulate him on his retirement while poking a little fun.
The Legend Has Retired Personalized Photo Ugly Sweater
Sweater | Macorner
Sometimes, you’re fortunate enough to have an incredible team of coworkers, and in your case, you had the best. Sad to see this absolute legend of a man retire, but still want to express your congratulations? Create laughter and unforgettable memories with this unique personalized sweater featuring his face.
Inspiring Message Engraved Navigator Compass
Compass | Personalization Mall
While he’s excited to be retired, no longer having a job to report to can feel like he is losing his sense of direction. With this engraved compass and its heartfelt message, you can encourage and guide your loved one to follow his dreams wherever they may lead.
Etched Whiskey Decanter Set with Square Rocks Glasses
Decanter & Glasses | HomeWetBar
Cheers to being retired! Now, your best friend is free to host you for whiskey whenever he wants, though we both know you’re always welcome at his home. Why not commemorate his newfound freedom from corporate society with engraved whiskey glasses and a decanter he’ll use upon opening?
Start Off Their Retirement With The Perfect Gift
Whether they couldn’t wait to retire or you had to force them out of the office before they went crazy, retirement is an important milestone. It means more sleep, less stress, and plenty of fun with family and friends – and that’s something worthy of celebration.
From funny t-shirts to sentimental inscriptions to classy gifts for professionals, our recommendations for the best retirement gifts for men will mark the beginning of a new lifestyle. No matter their interests or plans for retirement, there’s a gift that fits them and shows them you care – even if you throw some old jokes in there.
