"After the first bite of her roasted abyssal chicken leg, she thought, 'This would taste better if I took the edge off first' and lit the magical tobacco in her pipe. A villager ran her way, wailing of immanent terror on the way. The elf inhaled deeply from her pipe, exhaled greenish-blue smoke and calmly said, 'Sorry, I'm on break..."
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d20, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, elf
This one is for my fellow ostomates!
Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band!
Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
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black metal, colon, colostomy, death metal, disability
This one is for my fellow ostomates!
Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band!
Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Tags:
black metal, colon, colostomy, death metal, disability
This one is for my fellow ostomates!
Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band!
Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Tags:
black metal, colon, colostomy, death metal, disability
This one is for my fellow ostomates!
Recently surviving emergency gut surgery, I'm now an official ostomate, at least for a few months to a year, and in the early stage of coping with my new cost of survival I joked about having a "bag of filth" attached to my stomach, and then I thought, that would be a great name for a metal band!
Well, I'm not going to form a band anytime soon, but I can design a shirt as if I DID start one! I dedicate Bag of Filth to all my fellow ostomy wearers no matter what type you've got! You're fucking metal and never forget it!
Tags:
black metal, colon, colostomy, death metal, disability
While delving deep into the Dungeon of Arlo: The Ancient & Insane you come across a magical looking tome. It is a magical book of illusions & spells, an anthology of works by several authors. This book is in poor condition, ink stains obscure a fair amount of the pages and blood or some kind of dipping sauce obscure many more. (Who eats at a reading table?! )
You read a random passage and as the words leave your lips the cover of the ancient tome begins to glow...
Reading is pretty fun.
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magic, spellbook, witch, wizard, dungeons and dragons
The cold steal handles of these twin obsidian axes are warm compared to your icy heart while in the thick of the battle. You've not yet found an enemy you are unable to slay with these dark & dangerous beauties.
Forged by a Vampire King who hand-carved the Hilt from the bones of his sworn enemy, ‘Blood Thirster’ was wielded by this king against armies in
a great but forgotten war.
Once drawn, This unholy relic can not rest until it has tasted blood...
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When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...
When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...
When a trio of witches found themselves the lunch of a trio of oozes, they had one choice to keep some part of them intact, they'd have to fuse with the ooze. Now these spoopy, gloopy gals roam the halls of their dungeon looking for explorers to seduce and devour...
After a long adventure, delving into dungeons deep, heroes of all sizes, shapes, and statures always need to kick back with a cool refreshing pint of dwarven ale!
Drink up! And celebrate 20's rolled and treasures plundered!
The beholder is one of my favorite monsters, not just in D&D but just in general a floating eyeball monster is always hella scary. You're gonna want a healing potion on hand when you take this one on... They're watching you.
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fantasy, role playing game, dark fantasy, fantasy creatures, eyes
For the Orcs, battle is the ultimate aphrodisiac. The Warrior Queen is pleased with your performance in battle and has requested you be brought before her. This will prove to be as potentially deadly an event as the battle itself... possibly more deadly.
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role playing game, tabletop, waaagh, d20, rpg