Simon_Maggots

These are my cats

A beholder has a crush on the bard in your adventuring party. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

Your favorite wizard card game now has a black metal band tee

Show your love for anime at black metal shows

Have you seen a sad looking man who looks like this? The Scranton Strangler might still be at large!

The Wolf Man has a boy!

The Queen of Pin-up, your first crush, the legendary Bettie Page!

Everyone has thought about it! Plants are freakier than we thought!

Emblazon your chest with the logo of your favorite Mickey Mouse Murder comic, The Mick!

The best movie that never existed!

From the classic film adaptation of the classic calendar!

Sam Raimi's cult classic!

The amazing sequel to the classic Night of the Living Dead!

George Romero's 3rd zombie movie!

What's your favorite scary movie?

The Best shirt from Portland Oregon to Portland Maine!

Wear it to your favorite Arctic research station!

Come watch VHS with us Danny!

Sleep All Day, Watch VHS All Night, It's Fun to be a Tapehead.

Your mother wears shirts in Hell!

Mace lives!

Buy this shirt, impress your friends!

The Voorhees Family photo

Stay far back! He might nip at ya!

Yog Sothoth Cthulhu ftagn! Ia ia!

From the hit television program Get A Life starring Chris Elliot

The FBIs most unwanted shirt

Why buy two different Bonestorm designs when you can buy one that has been SMASHED TOGETHER!

Want some excitement! Shove this up your stocking! Tell your parents "Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell!"

You want excitement? Shove this up your stocking! Tell your parents "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"

Remind your friends and family to do the right thing. No one likes popping a tape in the VCR only to have to sit and wait five minutes for it to rewind. Just rewind it when you're done you dummy!

Show the world you know the Secret! Use your Knowledge to gain Followers! Or just wear it around the house, be your own boss!

She was able to walk along the path of Cats, and see through Their eyes!

Walk the Path, let the Left Hand of Fate Guide you to the Light! A must for Illuminati members, and a must for people who want to trick other people into thinking they are an Illuminati member!

You know he lives there! You know that's why we don't go back!

Maggots! Show your love for Nightmare and the Gatekeeper with this shirt! An updated version of the VHS Label incorporating elements from the cars and box.