Decaf? Ain't Nobody Got Time for That! Hoodie

Dear decaf drinkers, I love you like family, but let's be real—decaf isn't coffee; it's just a sad, watered-down imposter. While you're sipping on your 'coffee-flavored water,' the rest of us are enjoying the real deal, that rich, robust brew that wakes up both the senses and the soul. Life's too short for decaf; let's stick to the good stuff and embrace the boldness that real coffee brings to our lives. No hard feelings – just a little wake-up call, or should I say, 'caffeine call!'. Hehehe, kidding! Whatever you choose, cheers!