Rude Funny Bumper Stickers

Sweary W/B

Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going.

Masturbates B/W

Use the prime directive to get out of having to help someone you don't like

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Unicorns aren't all sweet and magical. Some are pretty damn funny with a rude sense of humor that will insult you at first sight. Check this cute little guy with his offensive novelty slogan "Sit & Spin"

Don't Wait B/W

Cats are all the same. In fact given half the chance they would happily have multiple owners if they could find more than one cat lover on the same street! That still doesn't stop us from loving them! Despite their bathing habits

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

You've got attitude! Text says: Please Stop Talking. Rude and snarky gift idea.

This is Not A Cute Cat. He has absolutely no manners at all. And while he's not your typical cute, manga-eyed, softly purring kitty ... he IS clean. Very clean. In fact he spends all day cleaning himself. That should count for something. He makes a great gift for cat lovers!

You've got attitude! Text says: Do I Look Like I Care. Rude and snarky gift idea.

Funny "Shut Up Fool!" design featuring Mr T from the A Team in parody spoof artwork of iconic "we can do it" poster aimed at people who are passionate about gym, sports, exercise or fitness. This looks awesome on a tank top and just as good on a t shirt!

Beauty B/W

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare

an illustration of a cat taking a dump which results in a mushroom cloud. The cat is also giving a disapproving stare

Bus Fuckers W/B

Rude-Olhp the red nosed reindeer had a big nose and he is flipping you off. This will be a great ugly Christmas sweater for men or women. Maybe you want a funny Christmas pun for a family pajamas? Then this will be the gift for you!

It’s the funny knockers

Stuff your face while you pump.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.